tasteslikecoconutandmetal:

theshieldtech:

arms-and-arrows:

THIS IS EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED FROM A GIF.

CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKERS

HIS GLORIOUS ARMS ARE COMING AT ME IN 3D

tasteslikecoconutandmetal:

theshieldtech:

arms-and-arrows:

THIS IS EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED FROM A GIF.

CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKERS

HIS GLORIOUS ARMS ARE COMING AT ME IN 3D

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

dominickiminaj:

Reminder that Matt Bellamy stopped mid-chorus in “Plug-In Baby” to point and laugh at a crowd surfer who got dropped.

edwardspoonhands:

That grandma took none of the shit.

Team Grandma

Mulan took place in the 4th century AD….they’re all dead. Especially Grandma. 

#truthbomb